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I think I've nailed down the problem, and something must be done
Things are getting pretty hairy around here, In more ways than one
I've got friends who won't come over anymore,
'Cause they can't breathe inside my house.
There's the culprit now he's sneaking in the door,
with a cricket in his mouth!
I guess that you could say,
I've Got Cats, I've Got Cats, I've Got Cats, Big Fat Cats
And they don't care what I'm about, They won't eat what I put out
They follow me around all day, Steal chicken off my plate
They never come when I call their name, They play an evil, evil game
They wanna go out, they wanna come in,
They wanna go out, they wanna come in
They wanna go out, they wanna come in,
They wanna go out, they wanna come in
Still I think they're kinda cute sometimes, Even more when they're asleep
And when I make a sudden unexpected noise,
Their high jump record is 8.7 feet
I don't know how this all got started, Must be an evil feline scam
These little kittens sucker you with cuteness, So you take them home
Then they take your house and make you buy them kitty toys and sand,
Someone get me outa here!!!
I've Got Cats, I've Got Cats, I've Got Cats, Big Fat Cats
They leave dead insects in the hall, They stare at nothin on the wall
They slice and claw like razor blades, They jump on me till I'm awake
They steal my chair when I stand up,
They cough and cough those hairballs up
They walk away when I call their name, It's such an evil, evil game
They wanna go out, they wanna come in,
They wanna go out, they wanna come in
They wanna go out, they wanna come in,
They wanna go out, they wanna come in
And I want to breathe hairless air again, Eat furrless food off my plate
I want to reclaim my territory, before everything is gone and it's too late
'Cause I've got Cats, I've got Cats

Отсюда: http://www.rickcowling.com/ivegotcats/

Comments

[tigerfishka.livejournal.com]

какой ужас.. и ведь практически все - правда.
спасибо, порадовали :)